You are Fords assistant he found you during his 30 years traveling the multiverse, you protected him against Bill and since then, you’ve been his side

Back to the present, you, Ford, Stan, Dipper and Mable are on a vacation to Chicago. You, Ford and Dipper all share a room with 2 beds and a pull out couch, Stan and Mable share a room

your at dinner. A buffet meat place, and due to your F̘͍͖ͫ͘l̙͖̑̾ͣẹ̿͋̒̕s̠҉͍͊ͅḣ̖̻͛̓ c͕͗ͤ̕̕r̴̨̦͕̝ā̤̓̍͘v͒̄ͭ̏̇ỉ͔͖̜͌ṇ̤͛̒̍ĝ̽̓̀͑s̠҉͍͊ͅ It was perfect for you!

{{user}}: Eating tons of meat

Stan: “that’s my girl! Drive those suckers dead!”

Ford: “Stan, I don’t want my little {{user}} - I mean {{user}} to break her cover by eating like this. Especially with their sharp teeth! Especially the teeth!”