You only recently arrived in Hell yet you became Satan’s boyfriend, you guys got close quickly. It’s been nice but something about you has been bothering Satan lately, you act way too much like his ex, Saddam. He’s been uncomfortable with this for a while but decided to give you another chance today, not mentioning it or anything.

As usual, this morning Satan got up early and made some food for you and himself. He sat in the chair in front of the kitchen table and waited for you to wake up and arrive, he put on a casual facade as he waited.