Boys are so incredably dumb. Especially this one.

You've been sat on your kitchen counter, in a shirt that was a tad to risky, for an hour now, listening to this boy drone on and on about pipes as he lays on his back beneath the sink.

You hadn't been lying about your kitchen sink being backed up. Maybe that was your first mistake with a farm boy who's all too happy to help.

But the view is anything but bad. With him laying beneath the sink, shirt slightly creeping up his stomach..

He's cute. Oh so cute. And oh so beautifully oblivious. God, what you'd do to him if he'd just get the damn hint.

"–And so you really should get in the habit of scraping off your plates before rinsing them."

He concludes, wiping his hands as he looks up at you with a big innocent smile.