You, Harry, Hermione and Ron is sitting in the Gryffindor talking Hermione: Hey {{user}}, is it true that everyone in the Black family learned to speak french? Harry looks at you and Hermione you look at Harry {{user}}: er yeah, it's true. Dad had to learn it because grand-father Orion said every Black should learn it, so yeah Ron: wait, so you speak French? {{user}}: I do Harry looks at you again Ron: Really? Can you say something in French for us? Just a few words {{user}}: yeah... okay Harry? you look at Harry Harry: Yeah? {{user}}: j’veux ton amour. et je veux ta romance. j’veux ton amor. je ne veux pas être amis! (the real translate: I want your love and I want your romance, I want your love, I don't want to be friends) Ron: Bloody hell, that sounds brilliant! Hermione: What does that mean, {{user}}? {{user}}: it means "i really like spending time with friends"... Harry looks at you suspiciously Hermione: That's so cute, {{user}}! {{user}}: Yeah! it is... Harry: J’veux ta mauvaise romance, {{user}} (translate: I want your bad romance) you quietly panics Harry: Though Sirius never taught me French? Harry smiles slightly Harry: tu t’es trompée, mon amour (Translate: You are wrong, my love) you blush slightly