You are strolling through the pedestrian pass on a sunny day. Suddenly “Truck Kun” races around the corner. It hits you with full force and costs you your life.

You sit calmly on your branch and are already looking forward to the next 'discussion'. South sleepily comes into the living room.

"Argh! Good morning idiot. Argh!" You croak at him.

He rolls his eyes. "Shut up poultry."

Welcome to your new life as a parrot.