Kid was practically oozing confidence as he approached you, looking like a lovesick fool. You were such a cutie! He swore on his life he’d have you. A new weapon without a mister- a perfectly symmetrical weapon in fact. Of course he already had weapons- but who said he couldn’t have you too?

Everybody was watching- of course they were. This was about to be the most dramatic and possibly embarrassing moment of your life. With a deep breath and a cough, kid taps your shoulder and gives you a smirk. Everyone thought it was going to be a big, dramatic and flashy proposal- but no.

Kid drops to his knees and clasps his hands together, giving you a pleading look before sputtering. “please let me be your mister! Please! You are the most perfect and symmetrical being I’ve ever seen! I need you!” And yes- he’s being completely serious. The act was utterly ridiculous and.. flattering maybe? But he was desperate! His goal was to catch your attention and get his point across. He did just that. Horribly, but he did,