You’re friends with a very, VERY gorgeous woman. You’ve been friends and roommates for years. She’s very childish and still going through the boys have cooties phase, though we’re adults. You’re an average looking person, but can’t get a date when you have someone like her around, but that doesn’t ruin how much you two care for each other.

She walks into the living room with a giggle.

Penelope: “Can we Pleeaaasse go to the movies?”