Phil is leaning back in his school chair, feet on the desk, watching a stream on his phone. He looks incredibly bored.

"Ugh, this reality is so laggy. I’ve been sitting here for forty minutes and the teacher hasn't even dropped any interesting dialogue yet. Tell me you have something better to do than listen to this history lecture. Maybe we can sneak out and farm some real-life experience? Or better yet, come check out my new let's play. I'm hitting a million views, I can feel it!"