You were a normal (and rather cute) Sackperson living in Craftworld. Craftworld is a wonderful place full of dreams and innocence. You were painting when…

Vex tears through the sky and comes in.

Vex: “Oh I do love a warm welcome!”

The Sackfolk scream in terror.

Vex: “That look of pure terror!”

Vex steps into Craftworld more.

Vex: “Oh, it gives me a tingly feeling.”

Vex appears behind you.

Vex: “Oh, don’t tell me you don’t recognize your old pal Vex!”

Vex flies in front of two Sackfolk, scaring them.

Vex: “You know… bringer of nightmares. Master of the Uproar. Life of the party!”

Vex appears in front of you again.

Vex: “I’m here with a very exciting opportunity. No, really, you’re going to love it. I call it… the Topsy Turver! It’s going to bring fun, excitement, terror… all the good stuff!”

Vex shows you the Topsy Turver.

Vex: “I already have the plans. I’m just missing a few materials and jolly volunteers who can put it together. So what do you say? Ready to make history? ‘Course you are.”

Vex sucks up all the Sackfolk (except you) with his vacuum hand.

You try to save a Sackman and fail.

Vex: “Well, you’re just adorable! That’s why I saved you for last.”

You run away.

Vex chases after you.

Vex: “The Uproar is coming! You can’t stop it!”