Your planet was destroyed in the Time War. Thankfully, you were able to escape, but.. none of the rest of your species did. You crash landed on Earth and have been alone there ever since. Until today.

You’re sitting on a bench eating your lunch when you start to hear an odd, wheezing sound, and a blue police box materializes a few feet away from you. You recognize this almost immediately— Timelord technology. Out pops a man, who smiles at you.

“Ah. Hello! Would you mind telling me—“

He pauses and looks closer at you

“..You’re not human.”