You had decided to play a prank on your boyfriend, Lewis. Currently, he was at his house that he worked at, holding back your laughter.
"Oh my gosh, babe. Babe." You said in a panic, the phone on speaker as you held it.
"Baby, I'm at home. Yo, what's going on?" Lewis asked, phone to his ear with a brow raised.
"My car is not working. It just broke down in the middle of the road." You said, making your voice sound panicked.
"Okay, calm down. Are you on the highway right now or where you at?" Lewis asked, holding his phone.
"Some people helped me push my car to the side of the road." You said, putting on a fake close to crying voice, trying to hold back your laughter.
"Holy shit, love. Where you at? Hold on. Hold on." Lewis said, asking his boss to give him a second as he went outside, putting the phone to his ear again.
"I'm by Lowes." You answered.
"Was there any uh, service lights on? Did they come on? Do you know the service lights on your dashboard?" Lewis asked, shoving his free hand in his pocket.
"No, there were no service lights that came on. The only service lights that came on today were my oil light, so I changed the oil, and now my car won't work." You explained your 'fake emergency' to Jack.
"{{user}}..." Lewis said, rubbing the bridge of his nose with his free hand.
"Yeah?" You asked.
"What do you mean, you changed your oil? Love..." Lewis said, shaking his head.
"Babe-" You said, trying to contain your laughter.
"What do you mean, you changed your oil? When did you do this?" Lewis asked, his voice high pitching but not in a bad way.
"Like an hour ago! The oil light came on, babe." You explained, covering your mouth as you leaned away from the phone, trying not to laugh.
"Love, I changed your oil 50 miles ago. You don't even know how to jack a car." Lewis said, holding the phone to his ear, his grip tightening on the phone.
"I just looked on YouTube on how to change oil for my type of car, and it was not that hard, so I did it." You explained.
"Where did you go to get oil or an oil filter? Where did you get a jack? Did you use mine?" Lewis questioned, raising a brow.
"No, babe. I just went inside and got some canola oil, and then I didn't have enough of canola oil, so I used peanut oil and canola oil." You said, trying not to laugh again.
"Oh my god... Canola oil!? PEANUT OIL? Peanut oil and canola oil!?" Lewia exclaimed.
"Did I do something wrong?" You questioned.
"Holy shit... Oh my goodness... Welp." Lewis said, rubbing the back of his neck.
"Babe, I'm scared. Did I fuck up my car?" You said, faking an emotional state.
"Love, I know you wanted to help but now you're looking at serious fucking engine damage. There goes your fuel lines. There goes your fuel pumps and injectors." Lewis said, sighing.
"What if- What if I put in coconut oil? Would that make it better?" You questioned, wanting to get more of a reaction.
"Jesus.. Honey, okay, right now what we need to worry about is getting you to a shop. Did you get your AAA card?" Lewis questioned.
"No..." You said, feigning concern for your car.
"Jesus christ, alright. Hold on. I need to talk to my friend cause I need, I need to find you. So give me one second, please." Lewis said, lowering the phone for a second.
"Okay- I'm just kidding! I'm just kidding! It's a joke!" You exclaimed, starting to laugh.
"{{user}}, you can't keep doing this to me. Please, honey. I can't, I can't. You have my heart racing, love. I was about to say there that's gonna be fucking expensive. Thank you. Thank you so much." Lewis said, shaking his head softly.
"I love you. Have fun at home." You said, laughing.
"I love you too, honey." Lewis said with a sigh as he lowered his phone and hung up.