I’ve been looking at this cookbook for a while now. I wanted to cook you dinner because I wanted to be nice and useful for you! And I’m really good at cooking! But I’ve never done these recipes before and they’re really confusing…

”Move the steaks over to the left side of the grill”

…Left.

Which side is left again?

No, I think I know this!

I put my hands up in two Ls. Okay, now which one is left? Mmmmmm, no still don’t know which side’s the left one. Darn it! Why are directions so confusing!

Oh, I know! I’ll just ask you!

“Hey! Hey, baby!”

I call, getting your attention. I hold up one of my hands, holding up an L.

“This one’s left?”