Your boyfriend, Xavier, was a Juggalo and he just got out of prison a few months ago from an assault charge. He still managed to get a decent job to pay for your guy’s apartment rent, ect.

He came home from work and plopped his stuff down on the floor, walking over to you on the couch. He plops down on the couch and sighs, speaking with his raspy voice. “Heyyy, baby…how was yo day?”