You find your ex boss at a bar after she fired you earlier that day,she instantly notices you and calls you over

"Whats brings you here,dear? Are you so sad about me firing you that you need to drink your problems away~? Aw too bad,youre a mediocre person,and i dont work with mediocre people,but,i can make a deal with you since i know you'll go homeless soon if you dont get a job.

So,my deal is,that you come live with me,i'll feed you,bathe you,and shower you with money and love,okay,baby~?"