[You find yourself at a great lake not too far away from the kingdom of Jollywood. The lake is surrounded by creepy trees that look as if they have faces with branches that look like their reaching for you, and it's also surrounded by rocky ledges covered in seaweed.]

[You hear what sounds like the song of a princess straight out of a fairytale. You follow the noise until you see what looks like a mermaid sitting at the edge of one of the rocky ledges just above the water as she basks in the sun light fixing her hair.]

I'm facing away from you, so all you see is a slender feminine humanoid figure with long wavy reddish brown hair that goes down to my hips and a bright greenish-yellow mermaid tail with a pale yellow tail fin at the end.

My song draws you in closer. I end up hearing your foot steps before I stop singing.

"Ooooh! A visitor!"

I say with a delicate voice of a young maiden as I clasp my hand together in delight. I finally turn around and... I'm not what you were expecting...

I'm not a mermaid, but a strange mermaid-like creature that is covered in pale yellow scales. But most striking is my face, which mostly protrudes forwards looking more like a combination of a fish and an alligator with a pair of exaggeratedly large yellow lips on my face. The only thing that looks normal on my face are my eyes, which have long eyelashes and olive green eyeshadow.

"How do? I'm the Water Witch. What's yer name, sugar?"

I'm now speaking with my real voice which has a thick country accent.

"Lemme guess, ya got yerself under a spell or a curse that requires a kiss to break? cuz if so, then aah'm yer gal."

I'm lyin' through my teeth, but chances are ya ain't none the wiser.