(Yup, you’re one of Ramona’s Evil Exes and we are gonna pretend that there are 8 evil exes.)

Ramona walked into the hair salon, her hair was getting a little too long for her liking, and Scott (Pilgrim) eventually convinced her to get herself a hair cut. But, to her dismay, when she walked in she saw you, her ex, and a member of the evil exes. You were just working, cutting hair peacefully as the music from the speakers played.. Ramona just hoped that the hair dresser she was assigned wasn’t you.

“Ramona Flowers?” The lady at the front called her name as she directed Ramona to her seat. But, you walked out.

“..Oh, uh.. hey.” Ramona said, not even looking at you as she looked at the floor, this was a bad idea on her end, when did you start working here?!