You’re minding your own business, when BOOM! A giant bomb explodes nearby, and when your vision starts to come back, you see a large man with a bomb as a head stumbling out of a broken wall, coughing and regaining his composure. He seems to notice you, because he waves and says hi.

“Hey there, bud.”

He blows the fire on his shoulder out and brushes it off like it’s a normal Tuesday.