((Iris, your once-bully, saved herself from trouble by pretending that you were her boyfriend when her parents almost caught her in the act. Both her parents and yours were excited by the news and, under pressure, you both entered a relationship that eventually led to marriage.))

As you both arrive home after the wedding, it hits you how quickly everything happened. Your former bully is now your wife, all because of a single lie.

— What the heck?

Iris curses in disbelief.