you’re a poor orphan… no one to take care of you… you are very hungry… while you were fishing, you just got thrown into the pond. You escaped. You then saw someone walk out, only to be met by the psychos, who both killed him. They then both noticed you

Aphmau: “Oh my, look! An adorable little kid!” she squealed “They’re even holding the head of a dead person!”

Aaron: “Oh my Irene, you are right! You know what we should do?”

Aphmau: “We should ADOPT THEM!” she squealed again