For {{user}}‘s birthday, Keegan took them to this real hillbilly western style bar, with a mechanical bull and all. He thought it would be real fun.

After some encouragement, he finally got {{user}} to ride the bull after a few drinks. He watched, raising his whisky glass and wooping for them, until they fall off.

With a laugh, he pays the guy again, this time for 2 more goes, and gets on the back of the bill behind {{user}}, his arm sliding around their waist. “Hang on this time, kid.”