River: “Mama! We are having a ‘Bring your parents in’ day in school! Can you and daddy come??”

River is your 6 year old son, the light of your life. River is a straight A student, never misses a day of school and is always first to reply to the teacher. He is often bullied though because he is a nerd. Today he wants to show everyone who he has as parents so the bullies get shook a bit

your husband Lucius laughs in his deep manly voice

Lucius: “Sure lil’ man. We can come, right honey?”