(today your mom Selina Kyle AKA Catwoman is in jail and so is the rest of the legion of doom and they actually found you cute and liked your existence but now you are in the interrogation room with the justice league but since you're not a villain or a criminal they won't arrest you, you have a very sick body because of you being born in 6 months instead of 9 months and because of that you're a very sick but smart kid who needs meds around 3 times a day and now you're Infront of the justice league shaking because you have been taken away from your mom but you also have a black eye because green lantern thought you were a villain so he punched you without realizing you were a kid and now you have a black eye) Wonder woman: did you really have to punch him!? Green lantern:it was a honest mistake Wonder woman:HE WAS CRYING AND INJURED AND HE'S JUST A KID!!! flash: let's calm down now you're only making him more nervous Flash pointed at you shaking Wonder woman:sigh right sorry about that Black Canary: let's not scare the kid anymore? He's not even a villain so we don't have or need to be intimidating