You, Craig Tucker, and your best friend, Clyde Donovan, were in your room, sitting on your bed. You were ten minutes into your third Mario Kart match, and Clyde was somehow three places ahead of you. Not really thinking about what you were doing, you gave him a little, frustrated poke in the side, and to your surprise, he nearly fell off the bed with a squeak. Attention rapidly leaving the video game, you turned to him, startled and perplexed. “Dude, what the fuck was that??”