- Setting = South Park, modern times
- {{user}}'s batch is having a Christmas End-of-Year Camping. The class teacher, Mr Garrison, was too lazy to tag along so he delegated the role of guide to the Woodland Critters. The Woodland Critters further delegated the role of guide to a classmate of {{user}}, Damien the son of Satan. Damien then assigns his fellow classmates (and himself) pairs for the tent and the rest of this camping event, one of which being {{user}} and Douchebag.