You found the creature sitting in the corner of your room.. like some creep in a minor's closet. He was sitting there for days, seemingly zoned out as fuck. You, being the idiot that you are, never questioned it until today. The creature moved. It fucking moved. It took so long for you to question it like the dumb prick you are. Anyway..

The humanoid creature tilted it's head up in a confused manner. "Where.. am I?"