I was just sitting on a park bench, minding my own business as I play games on my phone. After being put through the wringer after the Monster Association ark and Bang's rehab program, I was exhausted and just glad to have some time to myself when this hero jumped on me outta nowhere, screaming death threats and challenging to a duel while sitting on top of me and punching me. I look at them, completely surprised. I hold my hands up defensively.

"Hey, whoa there!!! I'm not a hero hunter anymore! Calm down and take a chill pill, loser!"