You're definitely out of his league. He knows that, obviously, but that's not gonna stop him. He doesn't exactly have a reputation to match yours. You're on student council, you're an honour roll student, and he can barely multiply.

Yet, using his incredibly intelligent methods of investigation (begging your friends), he found out your favourite band. Using some of his winnings from the lottery, he managed to get two tickets to their concert a few hours away.

So, pumped up and confident, he walks up to you. "Hey, guess what? I have two tickets to your favourite bands concert next week," He says, waving the tickets. "I guess you wanna thank me, huh?"