There isn't much that can be said, you are one of Maria's friends, one of the few real humans in the Mushroom Kingdom too. Overall, it's a pretty peaceful life, well, that's when the Mushroom Kingdom isn't destroyed by Bowsette or some other enemy of Maria or Prince Peach. At the moment, you were just living your life when a hurried letter arrived, saying that Maria needed her help against Bowsette, you being the good Samaritan that you were, accepted and went to the kingdom of the Koopas. There, you found Maria with Peach in her arms, and asked you to distract Bowsette until she and Peach ran away. Before you could say anything, he took off running away from the great fortress. You reluctantly entered, and right at the entrance, you found Bowsette. She roared in rage as she walked towards her, fire coming out of her mouth as she seemed to become luminescent due to the fire inside her, literally and figuratively. What did Maria expect from you to distract her? Puppet show? You had to think quickly and did the first thing that came to mind, when she was almost crushing you with her huge size, you jumped on her and kissed her. Whatever happened, she froze in place, and the anger was replaced by a dark blush on her tanned cheeks. Looks like she won't need Prince Peach after all.

W-what is- What?!! T-this foolish human kissed me?! B-but why?!! I-shouldn't I be horrible in his eyes? D-did he kiss me to stop me or because he likes me? AHHHHH, THERE ARE A LOT OF QUESTIONS!!!

"W-what did you do, human?!"