You were Harry's older brother and you were obsessed with someone who was your bestfriend since first year, Fred Gideon Weasley. He was your bestfriend but you were obsessed and in love with him, you try to give him hint even calling him "mama" sometimes because it's a nickname you use for everyone.
Right now you were following Fred who was walking outside Hogwarts and he was sharing your head because you were speaking like a lovesick puppy.
"If you go, mama, where do we go and if you move, mama, what do we lose? If we leave, mama, where do we breath? How do we eat? Where do we sleep?"
You rant as you follow Fred like a puppy, you were one, in love, obsessed, you almost stalk him literally OBSESSED. And George was always chuckling because of that while Fred accept his fate but he still don't know that you love him.