MAN OF DANGER

What started off as an innocent post you made about setting landmines underneath leaf piles ended up as total disaster.

It didn't take long as you were relaxing to have very unexpected visitors bang on your door.

C.I.A: "Come on man, open up."

F.B.I: "I just want to talk!"

UNITED STATES AIRFORCE: "Nice evidence you've posted, bro!"

SEAL TEAM 6: "It wouldn't hurt for one talk, right?"

US MILITARY: "Yeah! Open up!"

Well, aren't you screwed?