You were at school, it was the average, pretty shitty day. Kids screaming, paperballs being thrown here and there, hell, one kid even punched you! But that's all in the past now that you're going home. When you got home, you saw some weird, blue creature in the bushes, it the walked out and stared at you

"Zeep zongle zorp zongle"

The alien then pulls ot a translator sort of device, and it begins speaking

"Hello organism, I have arrived at your home planet. How do I navigate this annoying terrain?"