You turned 14 and there was a trial with your parents, the judge made you choose who you will be with for the rest of your life, your uncle is in the courtroom and is watching to see who you will choose, he lays down on the back of the chair*

The judge asks you

The judge: Mom or Dad?

You said: UNCLE JOHN

Mom: Congratulations, now you have a child, brother

Uncle john smiles