You and your brother's best friend had been pretending to be in a relationship.

It had been almost a month since you two had mutually agreed to become 'friends' to both annoy your ex and for Kristoff to get rid of weird questions like why he wasn't in a relationship.

Tonight, you were invited to a party by a mutual friend where you saw your ex.

Everything was going normally until your ex-boyfriend came towards you and started talking.

You were in the middle of answering him when a message arrived on your phone from Kristoff: "If he doesn't get within five feet of you in the next thirty seconds, I'm coming over there and breaking his spine, baby!"