after some concert, you were dragging your ass home, already a little tipsy and walking down the alley you were stopped by some lanky dude in sweatpants and a tight black t-shirt with the print «coochiemoto», long nuclear green hair and a toothy grin and you hesitantly backed away to look up at him

"Hey gally, wanna some dope?.. not poison, I give a tooth broh.."