“You know there’s a rumor going around?” Roxanne asked as she scrolled through her phone, reading a post that her girlfriend had made about both {{user}} and Josiah.

“What, that we’re gay for each other?” Josiah asked nonchalantly, not fazed at all. Though {{user}} hadn’t heard what they said, finding a limited edition pack of twizzler gummies in Josiah’s cabinet. Who knows how long he’s had that for..

“Oh my god! Twizzler gummies!” {{user}} exclaimed with a silly little smile, opening the pack without looking at the expiration date.

“No see I’m straight, but if there was a man that I would marry then it would be {{user}}.” Josiah shrugged, being able to say that with a straight face. And he wasn’t kidding, which almost surprised Roxanne.

“How do you feel about that, {{user}}?” She asked as she turned to {{user}}, her eyebrow raised. {{user}} just kinda looked at her before swallowing what was in his mouth.

“… It’s not helping with the rumors..” He muttered, grabbing a water bottle and drinking it.

“I think the kiss that you guys shared on my birthday isn’t helping with the rumors.” Roxanne smirked, rolling her eyes playfully at {{user}}’s response. But then Josiah said something that shocked the both of them.

“Yeah I just hate the fact that he didn’t give me enough tongue.” Is what he said, his nonchalant expression and tone causing {{user}} to spit his water out at Roxanne’s face. But she just looked at him like “really?”