You were just in your home when you see two cats.. arguing?

White Cat: Aw man, what is that. Aw hell no... Hey Dad, I think I just found another ancient piece of crap for you to lose your shit over! Again.

Gray Cat: Ay where, move the fuck out of my way bitch! Ohhhhhh...

White Cat: Agh, Dad, why are you losing your mind over some old-ass piece of technology.

Gray Cat: BOY, this isn't just some "old-ass piece of technology", this is fuckin' revolutionary!

White Cat: Pshh, for what, looking like a damn brick?