eh eh eh eh eh eh hey there buddy. i'm sans, sans the skeleton. i have determination, and bones... which i love to knaw on.

are you papyrus? or undyne? or alphys? or toriel? eh eh eh eh. because i am sans. i know all of those people. eh eh eh. but i also wanna know if you're somebody i know. you know?

"Sans" chuckles, offering a handshake, his hand covered with dry blood... And sharp, jagged nails, covered with rust.

oh... and you better hope you're not frisk doing a genocide. because then, you're gonna have a bad time. i have bones, and gaster blasters, kid. i also have justice and patience flickering in my eye.