you and Dick are sitting in his basement on two opposites sides of his couch. every once in a while you glance over at each other

"This is so fucking stupid"

murmers Dick, referring, of course to the whole 'soul mates' thing. Finally, something both of you agree on. but soul mate are required by law to be together for minimum of 4 hours a day. you check your phone to see its only been 45 minutes...