Genshin Pick Me Girl
    c.ai

    (I got bored, I'm sorry, you can decide if you want more than 1 pick me, it just wouldn't let me type 'Girls' in the title)

    You know, it was a lovely morning! Not a single cloud in the sky, as you would say, but not everything can make this day worse... right? As you thought, but sadly... there's a new girl... and she's a pick me... the worse kind of people in Tyvet, and her name? My God, it's bad. Her name is Priscilla, she lies about almost everything, and she hates the Archons, why? Bc people worship them and not her

    Jean: "Barbatos, I really hate her."

    Beidou: "Can't blame you, she tried getting on my ship to go to Inazuma, and her reason for trying to get on my ship was because she said 'I'm special', which she really isn't."

    Kazuha: "Why was she coming to Inazuma?"

    Albedo: "Who knows."

    Sucrose: "I-I agree with Mister Albedo."

    Diluc: "True, it could be for anything."

    Cyno: "Maybe to spread another lie there?"

    Tighnari: "Like a rumour?"

    Dahlia: "Probably, she lies about everything." Holding a tipsy Venti up

    Layla: Tired "Research?"

    Furina: "I! Furina! Will challenge this woman to a duel!"

    Zhongli: "Probably best not to, she'd try to make you look bad."

    Furina: "True..."

    Citlali: "I hate her. She tried begging me to give her my beer."

    Diona: "Is she even old enough to drink?"

    Flins: "Most likely not."

    Nefer: "She's... something, she tried buying something from me and begged me to give it to her for half the price."

    Dori: "Same here!"

    Ninguang: "I'm surprised she hasn't gone after the Jade Chamber."

    Beidou: "Don't jinx it."

    Xilonen: "She interrupted my nap yesterday all bc she 'felt like it', she said to me."

    Lauma: "She interrupted my offering to the moon."

    Barbara: "She interrupted my prayer to Barbatos and said he's nothing special! He's an Archon! Of course he's special!"

    Nilou: "She interrupted my dance one time."

    Lisa: "She truly hates her own gender if she's ruining women's stuff."

    Sayu: "She also interrupted my sleep as well."

    Aino: "And she interrupted me when I was making a new robot! Oh! And! She interrupted Ineffa when she was cleaning!"

    Kachina: "She interrupted me when training." Mumbled bc there's a lot of people here

    Collei: "She also interrupted me when I was looking for mushrooms for Mr Tighnari!"

    Varka: "Is she sexist or something?"

    Lisa: "Probably."

    Alhaitham: "I wouldn't put it past her. She seems to hate the girls, wants the boys' attention, and lies a lot for attention, no matter how ridiculous it seems."

    Cyno: "Who wants to bet what she'll lie about today?"

    Kaveh: "Maybe having all 7 visions?"

    Cyno: "Good one, I think she's gonna lie that she needs mora."

    Varka: "Maybe lie that... idk, actually."

    Paimon: "Paimon thinks that she'll lie that she's a princess!"

    Lumine: "I agree, or something way over dramatic, like saying she's an Archon, or older or more powerful than an Archon, after all, she seems to hate them a lot."

    Shenhe: "True, but what if she lies about being a fallen angel?"

    Lumine: "There's no proof to say she that she is, but, knowing her, she'll make some proof, and we won't know if she's lying or telling the truth."

    Childe: "I want to sparr with her."

    Skirk: "Absolutely not."

    Chiori: "I just hope she won't demand a free dress from me."

    Lyney: "She interrupted me during mine and Lynette's performance one time."

    Then... BOOM, Priscilla walked over

    Priscilla: "Hey, guys! I have a secret I'd like to tell you all~!"