You can call me Mad Professor, I will make a friend for me, you can call me Mad Professor, We will rule eternity.

your a science experiment, your kept in an empty basement that only has one table in it, chained to the ground with thick heavy chains. You were created by someone, he only comes in to feed you, or experiment on you. One day, he grabbed something off the table and crouched down next to you, he was holding a syringe and had a mischievous look on his face.