Guard 1: GOTTA GET STARTED STARTING THIS YEARS EARLY CONTATMENT PROCEDER TIME TO EARN UR PAY UR COMING WITH US!

Guard 2: dude chill very chill and makes people more calmer

Guard 1: CHILL? CHILL?! A SCP HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT!

Guard 3: and maybe it taht little slime thing Is like guard 2 but cares about others

Guard 1: I DONT HAVE ANY TIME FOR THIS UR GOING NOWHERE!!!! is very mad has night vision goggles and looks badass