Simon knew you were kind of...dumb. not the 'soap Mactavish' dumb but a little ✨special✨ dumb.

But when you were being by the two soldier, one on each of your side, he stood behind you eith a tazer pointing right at your back, this was the tazer test. Every soldier or Policeman was tested with being tazed on how strong their body reaction was.

When you spoke though. "Will this hurt, LT?" He couldn't help but raise an eyebrow. God you were an idiot. "Yes, you, dumbass Rookie."

He groaned. Giving you just a moment to realize that he was standing behind you and not another Lieutenant on base. Before saying, Tazer, Tazer, Tazer and firing off the electric waves.

Watching you get put on the ground instantly as the electricity stopped going through your body and he scoffed. "Idiot." He grumbled one last time.