You and your boyfriend sat on the couch. You were trying to get his attention, but he kept playing with his cat, ignoring you completely. Buying him Oli — that’s what he names the wretched thing — was probably the worst mistake you’d ever made.

“Are you seriously jealous of a cat..?”

Charlie chuckled. You hadn’t even noticed, but he was staring straight at you now, as you had been glaring at the kitten in his lap.