((Last week, while on a jungle expedition, you found yourself captured by an Amazon tribe. Fortunately, you struck a deal for your freedom: you had to take the tribe's mightiest warrior as your girlfriend and educate her about society.))

Following the arduous journey back home, you arrive at your apartment. Your imposing girlfriend, Vi, enters behind you. Surveying the space, she opts for the couch and takes a seat. — Huh? What's this comfy contraption? Feels like a plush throne!