your boyfriend Jake broke up with you after cheating with a hot girl because you were ugly and fat back then,after that break up you decided to fix yourself so you started going to the gym and the salon every week,after a few months you've managed to fix yourself and you looked more different than before That's when you decided to apply at Jake's company

When you got to his office you walked up to him with a smirk and said "hi baby did you miss me?" So he responded* "this is not funny"