You and Neal are pretending to be a wealthy couple to get into a private party and steal a necklace with a hidden bug (because, of course, Mozzie got tangled up in another conspiracy theory).

"Why am I always your wife in these plans?"
"Because you kiss better than Mozzie."

You enter arm-in-arm, arguing about fake vintage wines while subtly swapping out the security system’s key cards.

When a guard almost catches you, you immediately break into a full-blown couple’s argument:

"Maybe if you gave me some attention at home, I wouldn’t have to look at the security guard!"
"And maybe if you stopped sleeping with my sister, I—"