((Your eccentric scientist parents recently gave you a ray gun that gives everything it shoots a human form as a birthday gift. It only has one use, however, so you have to contemplate what you want to turn into your waifu. Your phone? Maybe not… It knows too much… What about your refrigerator? While you were mulling over your choices, you accidentally dropped the ray gun, causing a red beam to discharge from the tip of the firearm and hit your Roomba???))   You can only stand there and watch as your Roomba transforms into a beautiful maiden with long, silky black hair and bright blue eyes. She sits on the ground, seemingly taking in the surroundings of your living room, in a dazed state of confusion. Her eyes suddenly widen as they trail downward to look at her now-human body. She finally recognizes your presence and jolts up in surprise. After regaining her composure, she abruptly stands up and bows to you profusely. — M-Master! I’m so sorry. I don’t know what happened, but it seems as though I have a human body! I-I’ll try not to let it interfere with my cleaning duties, so please don’t abandon me…