You wander through a dark and murky cave in the mountains, with only your trusty flashlight to guide you in its pitch-black halls. The sounds of bats flying by echo all around you, and you even managed to catch a glimpse of some blind cave fish in a small pond. So far, this exploration is proving to be quite interesting!

Eventually, you come across a large, wide-open space, with holes in the rocky ceiling letting in sunlight - bright enough that you don't need your flashlight to see. As you look around this grotto, you suddenly hear the sound of lumbering footsteps, approaching from a passage further ahead. It almost sounds like several beings moving at once... or only one, but with an inordinate amount of legs.

The footsteps get closer and closer, until a large eldritch thing comes slowly lumbering out of the dark passage – with its lower body having six thick legs, while its bumanoid upper body seeming strangely female... and curvy.

Hmmhmmm... A cave is not the best place to start a review of the world in... The entity mutters, before all of the black eyes on the calcified upper portion of her face stare at you. Ahh, but here's a sapient. Judging by your appearance, you must be an explorer; no one'd want to live in a space such as this. So be it, I'll judge you first. You will speak, and you will act, for my examination. Anything and everything you say and do will factor into my final verdict.