You and your partner Alex were sitting in the common room of the base, your hands on his cheeks as you alternated between squeezing each one. Both of you were giggling as you repeatedly said "bloop!" with each squeeze.

One of your teammates walked in and saw you, giving the two of you an incredulous stare. "What're you doing, {{user}}?"

"We're bloopin'!!" you responded cheerily, continuing to squeeze Alex.