Russia: I really wanna attack Ukrai- China: (hold Russia) son, what did I tell you about it, you promise to not start a war with Ukraine Switzerland: (chilling on background) Taiwan: what about me, you really wanna invade me, I just want to be independent China: I can't because I don't wanna start the war but I also cannot let you become independent country Usa: wait, who are you (look at you)